December 2011
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my dad literally thinks he’s tevye from fiddler on the roof
i spent most of today in a sad cocoon in bed. i just kept thinking how i had to get out of bed and put on clothes so i could go buy some toilet paper and maybe some food, but it seemed like such an ordeal
my brother knocked on my door a few times and asked “are you ok?”
i mumbled “yeah”
and when i finally came out there was a stack of new toilet paper, a copy of...
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ok i’m almost done sad/anxious/family posting because i know my own limits but
yesterday my mom told me that her biggest regret is that my brother and i grew up in households with fathers that employed emotional abuse. but she’s glad that she received the brunt of it
and i said no, don’t say that
the saddest thing i can think of is my dad calling my mom stupid and crazy and...
lana del rey and adele are two sides of the same boring “retro” white girl coin
music to make you fall asleep except i can’t even fall asleep because there’s a voice on top of everything that’s too whispery or too belty, chanting about relationship problems
leave me alone, get off my radio, get off my internet
“so anxious” - ginuwine
“me too” - me
my mom said that i had to tell my dad that my boyfriend is moving in with me or else he’d be upset later on
i told my dad tonight and he said it was the stupidest idea he ever heard
my thought is, well, maybe it’s a terrible idea, but maybe it isn’t
i’ve made enough good decisions
everything will be ok
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rejoinders asked: what have you been listening to lately? i need new music recommendations and your music blog is giving me so much inspiration
if this slice of cheesecake means one less day i’m alive, so be it
it would probably be a boring day anyway
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how complimenting my mom turns into a reminder of...
mom, you look great! you’ve lost so much weight. i’ve got a hot skinny mom.
thanks! i still have to lose more, though. i’m still above 150.
no way! yknow i’m actually at like…the heaviest i’ve been. around um…140…ish. i don’t really have a problem with it anymore though
140!! and you’re shorter than me!
yeah i know mom
i mean...
in the car ride home, i typed in every blog url i could remember. i read all of your blogs. i read all of your christmas updates and jokes. they were all very good. merry christmas, hope you all are feeling ok with family time and whatever presents you get // your holiday or non-holiday of choice
having kids is gonna be so terrifying and cool and i’m gonna learn so much about patience and curiosity and how to protect a soft baby melon
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mudwerks:
Huey “Piano” Smith & The Clowns...
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robotempress asked: a shiny leopard print leotard
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jrpaperstacks asked: For Christmas I'd get you the sickest chola gear and a leopard print bodysuit
Based on what I post, what would you give me for... →
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mattywhatever replied to your link: “The late Christopher Hitchens came up with some…
godddd i can’t deal with another “BUT WE’RE STILL TALKING ABOUT HIM SO HE DID SOMETHING RIGHT HE ASKED BIG QUESIONS” in these bs articles. he only asked one good question and it was indirect “how don’t people realize i’m a bigot alcoholic cashin’ out”
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"The late Christopher Hitchens came up with some... →
man megan daum you can go straight to hell and say hi to hitch for me
imagine how funny “empire state of mind” would be if the “rk” in “new yorrrk” was enunciated extremely clearly, like opera pronunciation
having to get dressed every morning is such an insult
